end of the day, it turns out percy is a lot like those men she knows who prefer to get into fights, sweat a lot, and keep active. she is reminded so immensely of pietro, and it doesn't help that percy's features matches her brother's quite a bit. )
You're that kind of guy, huh.
( wanda shakes her head, giving it a thought for a moment, and then shrugging. )
You should ask Matt. He has a more sensitive nose about these kinds of things.
[ Percy shrugs haplessly, feigning a pretty convincing look of apology at least.
He really is that kind of guy. Thinking of himself in terms of how other people would perceive him from a totally aesthetic (or olfactory) perspective just seems like a child of Aphrodite thing to do, and it's a good day when he isn't drooling in his sleep, and his hair isn't sticking up every which way.
He probably could spend at least another few minutes glancing at a mirror every now and then though. ]
Yeah, that's a totally normal conversation-starter to have. 'Hey Matt, can you sniff me? I just wanna know if this stuff I'm wearing is strong enough so I don't smell like monster food.'
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end of the day, it turns out percy is a lot like those men she knows who prefer to get into fights, sweat a lot, and keep active. she is reminded so immensely of pietro, and it doesn't help that percy's features matches her brother's quite a bit. )
You're that kind of guy, huh.
( wanda shakes her head, giving it a thought for a moment, and then shrugging. )
You should ask Matt. He has a more sensitive nose about these kinds of things.
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He really is that kind of guy. Thinking of himself in terms of how other people would perceive him from a totally aesthetic (or olfactory) perspective just seems like a child of Aphrodite thing to do, and it's a good day when he isn't drooling in his sleep, and his hair isn't sticking up every which way.
He probably could spend at least another few minutes glancing at a mirror every now and then though. ]
Yeah, that's a totally normal conversation-starter to have. 'Hey Matt, can you sniff me? I just wanna know if this stuff I'm wearing is strong enough so I don't smell like monster food.'
[ He laughs. ]
He's gonna think I'm insane.