I can't because she drives away all the pretty girls in droves, bro. It's like some sort of dark magic and opposite of a wingman voodoo.
Maybe if I tell her you said that she'll go find you... so I'd say come. :D
I have some very great stories about what an awesome hot totally amazing hero I am and it's hard to get into those stories with her going on about buildings.
[ with clarisse off at college, and percy doing whatever the hell percy jackson does, it makes certain things difficult sometimes. it was her decision to leave camp half-blood, yes, and it wasn't as if percy telling her you should go meant to actually leave, as in whatever they may or may not be calling this thing they're doing. it is still a thing, as far as clarisse is concerned, mostly because she's stubborn and doesn't plan on giving up on a good thing while she has it. she'll just sink her claws into percy jackson until reaches the barest part of him. ]
[ and maybe she's just feeling a bit lonely tonight, even in a house full of frat boys (it's just like home, surrounded by bros). maybe she just wants to catch percy off guard. maybe some of both. ]
[ those are the only reasons, she tells herself. ( attached: img.jpg ) is that percy's shirt he sees? why yes, yes it is. she stole it the last time she visited and has no intention of giving it back. it still smells like him. ]
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im cryin
swag?
where's your swag?
Take some tissues
bless u
maybe you could learn a fact or two
impress those girls you're
[ Fantasizing??? ]
talking to
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Maybe I should set her hair on fire a little...
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[ Okay, no, that's a lie. The architecture stuff is boring.
But it's the way Annabeth lights up when she talks about it that gets him ... cue dreamy sigh. ]
no fire, leo
no.
fire.
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[ LOL trying to tell Annabeth to do something when she's on a roll ... yeah. Yeah. ]
did you try asking her?
nicely?
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[ No, no he has not. Does he even know how to ask people nicely? ]
Can't you like come and do some water tricks to distract her and she'll get all hearty eyes instead???
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is that how you think we work???
wow Leo
I'm almost insulted
[ ... if it wasn't half-true, anyway. ]
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[ That sounds like a very Annabeth-like thing to say, but it's pretty much true. ]
we fight alongside each other
we talk
I don't know
its not about distraction and showing off and "hearty-eyes"
well, not totally
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Like it could be now, right?
You could totally come distract her and I could get my swag on.
Or! You could start a fight so she comes to your side, of course.
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Leo you can get your swag on whether Annabeth is droning on about architecture or not
(don't tell her I said 'droning' she'll kill me)
but if you need me to divert her attention I'll come
just curious: what exactly does getting your swag on involve?
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Maybe if I tell her you said that she'll go find you... so I'd say come. :D
I have some very great stories about what an awesome hot totally amazing hero I am and it's hard to get into those stories with her going on about buildings.
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what kind of girls are we talking about here? hopefully not those airheaded naiads
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The stories work usually...
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they're just not my type I guess
[ AKA they ain't Annabeth, lbr. ]
you got a plan B if the stories don't work out the way you imagine?
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Yes but it's a secret.
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thankful for that
[ #aintnojoke ]
you know I'm not gonna steal your methods
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Doesn't matter!!
[ percy is the method okay. Also Jason. Neither of them needed to know. ]
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you texted me remember
[ You'll have to deal with the sap. ]
okay okay fine I'll leave you to your secrets
[ But, okay. THATS REALLY ACTUALLY SUPER CUTE LEO omg ]
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Good! You don't want your mind blown beyond repair!
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[ wow thats so rude??? ]
all right I'm coming to get Annabeth
so you can get on with your swagging
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[ Also helps add to his swag, to be honest too. :D ]
blah blah pines setting bc i'm lazy
cuteeee
1. do you want the long/short answer?
2. if long answer, how much time do you have?
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Why does food have a long and short answer?
You're very confusing.
In case it's not clear, I still want the long answer.
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yeah I get told that a lot
about being confusing
[ #justpercyjacksonthings ]
so long answer
they're traditionally breakfast foods
really good with fruit and syrup and some sugar
but okay here's the twist:
add like a piece of fried chicken and some gravy with the same syrup you used for breakfast and suddenly you got chicken and waffles for dinner
add a little more sugar (usually powdered) and then you've got belgian waffles which are great for dessert
you can trust waffles as an any time food
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Why would you put the syrup with gravy and chicken.
Why are there so many options.
The lady just asked if I wanted waffles for breakfast.
Should I be asking for chicken? Is she going to give me chicken even if I don't ask?
This is so complicated.
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like Southern USA
but anyway if you're ordering waffles in the morning you'll probably get the fruit and syrup
usually if you're getting chicken and waffles its pretty clear you're gonna get chicken too
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( well. that's super not true, but still - waffles and chicken!?!?! )
Fruit seems like a better starting place. I didn't think food could be so complicated.
But while I've got you...
Spaghetti - good or bad? Not for breakfast?
( spaghetti may have been her first panicked choice and earned a lot of weird stares. it's a whole...thing. )
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CHICKEN
WAFFLES
ITS GREAT ]
probably not for breakfast
spaghetti's awesome though
especially with the meatballs
and then there's the canned stuff
like Chef Boyardee
whoa that auto-caps
which I guess you could have for breakfast if you don't really care about your diet
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[ and maybe she's just feeling a bit lonely tonight, even in a house full of frat boys (it's just like home, surrounded by bros). maybe she just wants to catch percy off guard. maybe some of both. ]
[ those are the only reasons, she tells herself. ( attached: img.jpg ) is that percy's shirt he sees? why yes, yes it is. she stole it the last time she visited and has no intention of giving it back. it still smells like him. ]
you better still be awake